When stupid e-cards are right, they are right. So this post is for all the lovely single ladies all over the country, lowering their standards for all you douche bags last night. Hope they cry themselves to sleep, and you can’t stop itching without a medicated cream. If you couldn’t get laid however, you might want to just throw in the towel as a singe male. I think even the Duke LAX team could successfully woo a woman on St. Patricks day. I also love how the douche bag in the picture above looks just like Tom Brady.
Even A Douche Bag Like You….